Saturday, January 12, 2008

ATTENTION!!!

DO YOU HAVE A DIAPER THAT NEEDS CHANGING? DO YOU OFTEN HAVE CONVERSATIONS THAT SOUND LIKE THIS?
"Honey, can you change the babies diaper?" "no, I changed it last time" "No you didn't I specifically remember changing the last diaper on the living room floor an hour ago" "I changed the diaper just 10 min ago so it's your turn".
DO YOU HAVE A CASE OF GAG REFLEX EVERY TIME YOU CHANGE A DIAPER? TIRED OF WASHING YOUR HANDS EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY? JUST NEED A BREAK FROM FOWL SMELLS FOR A DAY?
IF SO DON'T HESITATE TO CALL "THE POTTY SQUAD". WE ARE ONLY A PHONE CALL AWAY. WE'LL COME TO YOUR HOME AND CHANGE YOUR KIDS DIAPERS. WE EVEN BRING OUR OWN SUPPLIES. IF IT'S PEE, POOP, LOOSE STOOL OR EVEN A MAJOR BLOW OUT WE WILL CHANGE YOUR CHILDS DIAPER WITH A SMILE AND A SQUEEZE. DON'T DELAY CALL TODAY!!!
***All Potty squad employee's have had an extensive background check and are licensed professionals. All Potty squad employees have been trained in diaper change technique and proper hand washing.
***If you ever catch a Potty squad employee not washing up after a diaper change we will give you a month of diaper change service FREE.
***PottySquad employee's are only licenced to change diapers of children ages 0-2years. If you have an adult that needs changing please call our sister company DependsOnYou at 1-800-POO-ONYOU

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